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1. If you were a poem what would your first line be?
If I were a poem my first line would be, “Here I am in this not so typical package telling you that I am a Poet. Loud, proud and vibrant. A poet”
If I were a poem my first line would be, “Here I am in this not so typical package telling you that I am a Poet. Loud, proud and vibrant. A poet”
Okay so that was more than one line but it’s my poem and I can write what I want to.
2. What is the one song from the 90’s that always makes you shake yo thang when it comes on?
My all time favorite song to dance to from the nineties is Bel Biv Devoe “Poison” Every time that song came on I would get up and shake my little ass money maker. I do the running man, the Charleston, and all the other dances that they did in the video. “Never trust a big butt and a smile”. I love music from the 90’s. I think everything was so natural and fresh. Hip Hop was exciting and R&B was really producing babies without actually saying the words “dick” and “pussy”. I loved everything about my stint in the 90’s. SWV, TLC, Mokenstef, Bobby Brown, Zhane, CeCe Penniston. Its just too many to name. My second favorite dance song is Zhane “Hey Mr. DJ”.
My all time favorite song to dance to from the nineties is Bel Biv Devoe “Poison” Every time that song came on I would get up and shake my little ass money maker. I do the running man, the Charleston, and all the other dances that they did in the video. “Never trust a big butt and a smile”. I love music from the 90’s. I think everything was so natural and fresh. Hip Hop was exciting and R&B was really producing babies without actually saying the words “dick” and “pussy”. I loved everything about my stint in the 90’s. SWV, TLC, Mokenstef, Bobby Brown, Zhane, CeCe Penniston. Its just too many to name. My second favorite dance song is Zhane “Hey Mr. DJ”.
3. What it is your fantasy vacation destination & if you could take one of the Jackson who would it be?
My fantasy vacation is buying a yacht and sailing around the world. I always imagined me and my husband getting busy in all the international waters of the world. I never imagined taking a Jackson with me though. I wouldn’t take Janet because I might throw her little ass overboard, Tido is weird and so is Latoya. I would take Jermaine if he hadn’t named his son Jermajesty (no I am not playing). Michael would drive me crazy so I would have to take the father Joseph. I would tie his ass up and beat him when I got bored.
My fantasy vacation is buying a yacht and sailing around the world. I always imagined me and my husband getting busy in all the international waters of the world. I never imagined taking a Jackson with me though. I wouldn’t take Janet because I might throw her little ass overboard, Tido is weird and so is Latoya. I would take Jermaine if he hadn’t named his son Jermajesty (no I am not playing). Michael would drive me crazy so I would have to take the father Joseph. I would tie his ass up and beat him when I got bored.
4. When was the last time you wanted to slap the shit out of someone & why?
The last time I wanted to slap the shit out of someone was about a month ago. I had just met this guy named Jodi. Yes that’s his real name. I hope he’s reading this because I’m going to put all his shit on blast. Anyway, we went on a couple of dates. He seemed really nice and we had a lot in common. Until this fool lost his damn mind. He started talking all this mess about having sex with me….
Jodi: So Michelle what you doing…?
Michelle: Nothing what’s up?
Jodi: Why don’t you come over and jump on this?
Michelle: Jump on what?
Jodi: Girl you know what I’m talking about. I need some lovin’
Michelle: Boy I just met you, ain’t nothing going down. Besides you haven’t even been tested. This type of thing takes time.
Jodi: Yeah, but you slow as Christmas…
Michelle: “click” and the phone goes dead…
If I was face to face with that fool I would have put my foot up his ass. I should have known better than to date a man that still walked around with the wet head. Looking like Ice Cube in Boyz From the Hood. He was cute, but not that cute. Punk ass brotha.
The last time I wanted to slap the shit out of someone was about a month ago. I had just met this guy named Jodi. Yes that’s his real name. I hope he’s reading this because I’m going to put all his shit on blast. Anyway, we went on a couple of dates. He seemed really nice and we had a lot in common. Until this fool lost his damn mind. He started talking all this mess about having sex with me….
Jodi: So Michelle what you doing…?
Michelle: Nothing what’s up?
Jodi: Why don’t you come over and jump on this?
Michelle: Jump on what?
Jodi: Girl you know what I’m talking about. I need some lovin’
Michelle: Boy I just met you, ain’t nothing going down. Besides you haven’t even been tested. This type of thing takes time.
Jodi: Yeah, but you slow as Christmas…
Michelle: “click” and the phone goes dead…
If I was face to face with that fool I would have put my foot up his ass. I should have known better than to date a man that still walked around with the wet head. Looking like Ice Cube in Boyz From the Hood. He was cute, but not that cute. Punk ass brotha.
5. If you were walking down the street & a guy yelled out, yo shorty, do you wanna be my boo, what would you most like do and or say.
I would ignore the hell out of him and keep on pushing. My name ain’t shorty and I am not a ghost so there is no need to call me boo. Now if he got indignant I would have to flip him the bird and tell him to take that ignorant mess home to his trifling mama and/or daddy that raised him to talk to women like that. Punk Ass
I would ignore the hell out of him and keep on pushing. My name ain’t shorty and I am not a ghost so there is no need to call me boo. Now if he got indignant I would have to flip him the bird and tell him to take that ignorant mess home to his trifling mama and/or daddy that raised him to talk to women like that. Punk Ass
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3 comments:
That not so fist line is tight! I wish I was poetically inclined.
OMG poison was the jam& they played that shit to death! “Never trust a big butt and a smile” are words to live by.
I spit my cookies out of my mouth laughing @ you taking Papa Joe on your world cruise. Who knows, he might like to get beat LOL.
1st of all, if I know you in the deep south but if a Nigga has a Jehri Curl, that is your warning sign that danger & drama are near. I have to admit, I liked his line, I might try that tonight on my boo.
Do you think Jodi would be the type to yell out to get a new boo LOL .?.
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Jodi can kick rocks!! Now that I think about it I should have stopped, dropped and rolled my tail out of his view. He was way too much. But he was so cute. And it wasn't a jeri curl persay...it was more of a texturizer. LOL And when I think about it Papa Joe might like getting beat. Heck I might like beating him. BTW its okay for you to throw those lines at Suite Suzy, ya'll is hitched, but that Negro wanted some booty after 3 dates and a milk shake and your girl don't get down like that.
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